Ruined Birthday Gift Riddle #2

There is one word in the English language in which adding a "S" to the end makes it plural and added a second "S" transforms it into a entirely new word.

What is this word?

Hint: The original word is six letters.

Original World: ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___

Most people think you're snobby, but it's really just that
you're better than everyone else.  At least you're more loyal to the real
language, the fine arts, and the fine wines than anyone else.  You aren't
worth beans in a fight, unless you're really short, but you're so good at other
things that it usually doesn't matter.  Some of your finest works were
intended to be short-term projects.

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm">Country

I'm taking my car in to have surgery tomorrow. Nothing major. She needs new spark plugs and an oil change.  

On Saturday she started to accelerate funky. At first I thought it may be the fact I haven't taken her in for an oil change for over 5 months and is over the 3,000 mile mark by 4,000 miles .... whoops. But to make up for it I'm going to have her windows tinted on Friday if I have the funds after paying the mechanic and paying a few bills.

Everyone is saying how easy spark plugs are to change. That I could do it myself. Which I say Bull Shit. 1) When my headlights wouldn't come on one night I called the 800 number in my Owner's Manual and they told me to take the emergency brake off. 2) I didn't know the big red button with the white triangle turned my hazard lights on until almost 3 months after I bought it when a friend pushed the button. And 3) The first time the "Low Washer Fluid" light came on I checked my oil.

So no, I really don't think changing my own spark plugs would be a good idea.

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I've also started to grow, however it's spelled, a Go-Tee. Not a full one, just my chin. I haven't decided if I like it. I'm going to let it grow out some more then decide. And I've had mixed answers when asked if others like it. So I just don't know. I think it makes me look more like a manly man. Until I start skipping.

Now onto one of the reason why I ordered a DVR. And the reason that made me wonder why I spend the extra money for the DVR.

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There is only one word that can describe tonight's American Idol.

Shitty.

Lisa Tucker: Sucked
Kellie Pickler: Was O.K. She does look older now that she's changed her hair. But still sounds 14 when she talks.
Ace Young:  I'm almost over him. He needs to switch it up and date me.
Taylor Hicks: He's good. We didn't see any of his funky dance moves tonight which makes me sad. But I loved his outfit.
Mandisa: Her worse performance. Wasn't impressed one bit
Chris Daughtry: Still hot.
Katharine McPhee: Did a good job singing The Voice Within. But then that song wasn't the best to start with. 
Bucky: He knows what he can sing and sticks with it.  Which is good but he won't make it to the final 4. He reminds me of Kid Rock.
Paris: Danced like a whore. After her performance it cut to her Mom who was cheering for her daughter's ass, oops I mean dance, moves.
Elliott Yamin: Outstanding. Nuff' said.  But I think Kansas has a Amish community called Yamin.

And.....
Randy: Liked some, hated others.
Simon: Hated all but Yamin.
Paula: Slut. Flirted with all the boys.
Ryan: Had a very classy suit on. I'm going to Dillards tomorrow to see if I can buy one similar to it.

Honestly, if I had never heard of or watched American Idol prior to this episode I would never watch it again. I would have rather changed my spark plugs.

Can you name 21 people right off the top of your head?

1. Ryan
2. Mollie
3. Jay
4. Ben P
5. Ben M
6. Thad
7. Brent
8. Stephanie J
9. Mo Byrd
10. Michael
11. Kyle
12. Gary
13. Larry
14. Brad
15. Mandy
16. Jason
17. Grams
18. Shawn Y
19. Chad
20. Suasn
21. Chop
    

THE QUESTIONS:
How did you meet 10? At Green Lantern

What would you do if you had never met 6? Not had a cousin .... wouldn't want to think about not having a family member in my life right now.

What would you do if 20 and 15 dated? Ummmm ... my sister date a girl??? Laughed cause my mom would have raised to homos

Have you ever seen 4 cry? no

Would 4 and 12 make a good couple? ummm ... i'm sure mollie would be mad

Would number 1 and 9 make a good couple? goodness this is getting outta control! NO

Describe 8: Fun, crazy, independent

Do you like 12? yeah

Do you think 21 is attractive? ummm ... i've seen his penis and THAT made him attractive

Tell me something about 17? She's my grandma ... duh

What's 11's favorite color? Pink

What would you do if 1 just confessed they liked you? I would say his is "confussed"

When was the last time you talked to number 13? Last week sometime
What language does 7 speak? Homo

Who is 2 going out with? #2 is married to #4
How old is 16? 36

What is 5s favorite music? Any background music from any video game

Would you ever date 7? ummm no

Is 11 single? yes

What is 10s last name? McNOjunkinTHETRUNKIN
Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 3? Jay, love ya to death but Nope, WAY to much work.

Where does 18 live? in salina!

What do you think about 20? she's goofy and likes to flash truckers

What is the best thing about 18? He's hot.  

What would you like to tell 14 right now? I worry about your drug problem and wish you would stop

What is the best and worst thing about 2? ahhhh Mollie .... I'm keeping my mouth shut

Are you going to know 19 forever? maybe, but over time things might drift apart